List of Regular Show episodes

Mordecai and Rigby play rock-paper-scissors over an old uncomfortable chair Pops was throwing out and tie 100 times, but it ends up summoning a tie-breaking, black hole monster.

Rigby steals a magic keyboard from a preoccupied sorcerer. When Mordecai and Rigby accidentally make a hole in the wall while wrestling an action figure doll, they use the keyboard to make Benson give them $20 raises to try to pay for it. They then decide to instead use the magic keyboard to give them everything they want, though Rigby accidentally sends Skips to the Moon with it along with other random items. They must now rescue Skips, while fleeing from a giant moon monster at the same time.

While preparing for a birthday party, Mordecai and Rigby are assigned to set up chairs, and the two try to get the job done to prove to Benson they are not slackers. At first, Mordecai wants to concentrate on the task, but Rigby persuades him to play old arcade games they find in a locked shed. Rigby finds a game, Destroyer of Worlds, and ignores Skips' warning of connecting the two wires. This unleashes an 8-bit demon, "The Destroyer of Worlds", who, as his name intends, tries to destroy the world. Meanwhile, Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost are assigned to pick up the Special Entertainment, but soon find out the difficult way to do it when they find out the entertainment is a talking horse and a drunk clown.

Rigby hears about a new concert for his favorite band, Fist Pump, but Mordecai believes it to be lame. But when he finds out that Margaret, his crush, is going to the concert, he changes his mind. Mordecai and Rigby work overtime in order to get the tickets for Fist Pump, but they get tired quickly. While working, they drink lots of coffee to keep them active. When they run out of coffee, they agree to get some more with the help of a giant coffee bean and his translator (also interested in the concert), in exchange for tickets for them as well. Mordecai and Rigby buy tickets for themselves; but when they fail to buy tickets for the coffee bean and the translator, the two steal Mordecai and Rigby's tickets. Mordecai and Rigby race against them as they try to get the tickets back, and also to arrive at the concert on time.

Rating: TV-PG

Guest voices: S. Scott Bullock as the Giant Coffee Bean

Tired of Mordecai always beating him at punchies, Rigby decides to learn the martial art of "Death Kwon Do". He goes to the Death Kwon Do dojo to become stronger, but when the manager tells Rigby that he is not pure-of-heart, he steals the instructions for the "Death Punch" while the manager has his back turned, and learns it. Rigby decides to try out the move on unsuspecting people as he prepares for his revenge against Mordecai. Later, when Mordecai learns of Rigby's plan, he also decides to steal some Death Kwon Do moves in order to stop him.

Rating: TV-PG-V

Mordecai and Rigby try to seize an opportunity to eat a piece of cake, and it comes when they learn that Skips' birthday is coming soon. However, Skips secludes himself in a forest every year on the night of his birthday, so Mordecai plans to give Skips a surprise party. However, they interrupt him while he is doing a spiritual dance ritual. As it turns out, Skips had made a pact with the "Guardians of Eternal Youth", who are behind Skips' gift of immortality. In return, Skips must perform a spiritual dance on every night of his birthday. Now that Mordecai and Rigby had broken Skips' pact, the Guardians kidnap Skips and kill him. It is up to Mordecai and Rigby to save him and bring him to the surprise party before his time runs out.

While everyone prepares for the park's annual barbecue, things go awry when Rigby accidentally burns Benson's hot dogs (even though Benson told Rigby not to). Mordecai gets mad at Rigby because he thinks that Benson will blame it on him. Mordecai and Rigby search for more hot dogs in the freezer, but Rigby accidentally traps them inside and breaks the thermostat, causing Mordecai to go unconscious. Rigby carries Mordecai's body and finds animate hot dogs, and they help them escape from the freezer. However, the talking hot dogs reveal their real intentions: to eat everyone as revenge for their fallen fellow hot dogs. They marinate everyone except for Rigby, who must come up with an idea to save his friends.

Rating: TV-PG

When Rigby shows Mordecai an ostrich video, he is caught eating Benson's Grilled Cheese Deluxe. Mordecai and Rigby are assigned to get another grilled cheese sandwich for Benson while playing a game to see who is the better liar. Mordecai and Rigby pretend to be astronauts, and they even fool a pair of real astronauts and their coworkers. However, they soon get themselves involved in a serious problem: trying to prevent a sample of antimatter at a space center laboratory from destroying the city (while pretending to be antimatter experts). The astronauts begin to tell Mordecai that he must throw Rigby into the antimatter, killing Rigby, but stopping the antimatter from destroying the city. Mordecai and Rigby now must think of a way to penetrate the antimatter without harming themselves.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai buys a new cologne to attract Margaret instead of buying the video game "Strong Johns" with Rigby like he promised. But instead, the cologne attracts a gang of trouble-making unicorns. The unicorns "help" Mordecai attract Margaret, but only make him feel embarrassed so they can get a laugh out of it. At nighttime, the unicorns throw a party at the park, wrecking everything, and locking Benson in the closet. Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, and Skips must then devise a plan to get rid of the unicorns.

After watching videos of the Master Prank Caller, Mordecai and Rigby decide to make prank phone calls. They prank call Benson, but he gets mad and tears the house phone off the wall. They use Pops' cell phones so they could prank the Master Prank Caller numerous times, using various aliases, although they fail to fool him (and only make him increasingly annoyed). Eventually, he calls Mordecai and Rigby and sends them to 1982. Mordecai and Rigby must then engage in a battle of prank calls against the Master Prank Caller to send them back to the present.

Rating: TV-PG

The park is about to be audited, with all of its property to be confiscated if the taxes are not paid by 3:00 PM. Mordecai call Rigby's younger (yet taller and stronger) brother Don, a friendly accountant, to manage the taxes. Rigby is jealous of Don, whose likable personality takes the attention away from him. When Don arrives, he starts to give the workers sugar (hugs), and all of the employees enjoy him. Rigby shows up in the computer room, and Don wants Rigby to give him sugar, but he refuses, causing Don to start a football game. When the audit is almost fixed, Don asks Rigby for sugar, but he refuses again, and tells Don that he messed up his life by being born. Don is struck heavily by this insult and leaves, saddened. Rigby then tries to manage the audit himself, but he (having no knowledge of accountancy) does it incorrectly, and makes it even worse. The audit begins and the park starts to get deleted like a computer program. It's up to Mordecai and Rigby to try and bring Don back to stop the audit.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai and Rigby are hired to do a snack bar shift, making Mordecai and Rigby argue over whether the snack bar is boring or cool. However, Pops tells the duo that he gets free snacks, so Mordecai and Rigby take advantage of that. However, they eat so much junk food that their stomach hurts. Mordecai decides to eat healthy for a day, but Rigby still eats junk food. In the middle of the night, his body quits on him, and Rigby becomes a disembodied consciousness. Mordecai and Skips decide to look for Rigby's body while Rigby moves around with a garbage can tied to a roller skate. However, if Rigby's body isn't retrieved by sunset, he will stay a disembodied consciousness forever. Meanwhile, a bodybuilder's disembodied consciousness (whose body quit on him for working out too hard) takes over Rigby's body, and now Rigby must regain his body to himself before the sun sets.

Rating: TV-PG

When Mordecai and Rigby order T-shirts for their non-existent band (originally Moustache Cash Stash, later Mordecai and the Rigbys), Margaret mistakes them for actual musicians. Mordecai, who wishes to impress Margaret, decides to go along with this misunderstanding by making "Mordecai and the Rigbys" a real band. Margaret asks Mordecai and Rigby to play at the Open Mic concert and Mordecai agrees. However, neither Mordecai nor Rigby have any idea how to play music. They play one of Pops' old records, but when Rigby spills soda on the electrical wire, Mordecai and Rigby's future selves (who became successful musicians) arrive. Future Mordecai and Future Rigby teach their present selves how to become musicians, but Mordecai and Rigby still need to learn how to play guitar. Future Mordecai and Future Rigby give Mordecai and Rigby electrical picks, and Mordecai and Rigby perform excellent, but soon conflict is ignited when Present Mordecai and Present Rigby learn that they were duped into lip-synching.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai and Rigby watch an old British horror movie, Ello Gov'nor, featuring an evil ghost taxi. Despite being a low-budgeted work of fiction, Rigby gains a paranoid fear of the evil taxi, and believes he sees it everywhere he goes. Meanwhile, Mordecai tries to make Rigby overcome his fears. After a number of attempts, Mordecai and Rigby take a ride in Pops' taxi. However, the evil taxi appears out of nowhere and chases Mordecai, Rigby, and Pops. Rigby must overcome his fears to save himself and his friends.

Rating: TV-PG

Rigby is annoyed by Mordecai when he chooses to take Margaret to a chick-flick instead of seeing the new horror movie Zombie Dinner Party, so when they discover Margaret is moving to a new apartment, they decide to help. However, Mordecai becomes extremely jealous when Rigby's sense of humor manages to get a date with Margaret to see Zombie Dinner Party. Mordecai tries to prevent Rigby from getting to his date on time by destroying all the clocks they have in a microwave oven. This causes the two to be transported to another dimension, where they are both holding on to the microwave. Mordecai gets mad at Rigby after he insults him, and pushes him off the microwave, disintegrating and killing him. Now, Mordecai must meet a clocked being called Father Time, so he can reverse time and bring Rigby back to life.

Rating: TV-PG

Everyone at the park except Mordecai and Rigby receive appreciation plaques, as Benson remarks that the two only "slack off and mess up". They try to persuade Benson, but they always mess up when he is around, so Mordecai and Rigby decide to write false stories in Benson’s park records book to make themselves look better. The two write that they're Benson's favorite employees, that they served him pancakes, worked hard on their chores, and that they helped an injured Skips while fighting "Snowballs the Ice Monster" during a blizzard. However, Mordecai and Rigby soon realize that everything they wrote in the book becomes reality. Snowballs the ice monster comes to life and begins to wreak havoc around the park. Benson starts to give Mordecai and Rigby their plaques, but they take his book instead. They start to change their story, but Snowballs steals the book cover from Mordecai. As Rigby tries to retrieve the cover of the book, he is eaten and killed by Snowballs. Now it is up to Mordecai to rewrite the book and turn everything back to normal.

Mordecai and Rigby begin to play a series of staring contests. Enraged at Mordecai and Rigby's constant slacking, Benson orders the "Peeps" surveillance system to force them into working. But when Mordecai and Rigby keep trying to circumvent the surveillance system, Benson keeps upgrading his subscription until he mistakenly summons Peeps — a giant eyeball, who spies on everyone and scares them. Now, Mordecai challenges Peeps to a staring contest; if Mordecai wins, Peeps must leave. If Peeps wins, he will harvest everyone's eyes.

Rating: TV-PG

Mr. Maellard (Pops' father and the owner of the park) expects his son to give an important speech. However, Pops suffers from stage fright. So, Mordecai and Rigby try to help Pops. After a while, Rigby suggests that Pops should spin around. Pops succeeds in ridding himself of his nervousness; however, he becomes dizzy and falls into unconsciousness. Pops' mind enters a strange place, where it is illegal to give speeches and not to enjoy eating ice-cream (much to his joy). Skips then sends Mordecai and Rigby into Pops' mind, so Mordecai and Rigby must then convince a reluctant Pops to wake up so he can give the speech. However, Pops discovers he likes this dimension, and makes a speech on how he cannot give a speech, and how he is fine with that, but Aicedrom and Igbyr (Mordecai and Rigby's alternate selves) begin to attack Pops, who has broken the law. Mordecai and Rigby must rescue Pops from the alternate dimension so Pops can make his speech.

Rating: TV-PG

When Mordecai and Rigby fail at retrieving a lemon tree from the park nursery, Benson has Muscle Man and High Five Ghost supervise them. Mordecai and Rigby hate having to put up with Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost, especially Muscle Man's "My Mom" jokes. After spending the day with them, Mordecai and Rigby decide that they are very fun to be around. Mordecai still cannot put up with Muscle Man's jokes, and tells him that he should reverse the "my" part of the joke. Mordecai proceeds to tell "Your Mom" jokes, and Rigby soon joins in. Muscle Man becomes infuriated and calls on his brother John to teach Mordecai and Rigby a very important lesson.

Rating: TV-PG

Guest voices: Steven Blum as John, and Tiny Lister as Bobby

Mordecai and Rigby are fed up with the disrespect they receive, from Benson giving them their payment in sandwich bags to two rude kids making fun of them and knocking them over with their skateboards, so Mordecai tries to beat the two rude kids’ high scores at an arcade game (Broken Bonez), but loses badly. Afterwards, Mordecai and Rigby learn that they do better together and begin defeating a lot of people at Broken Bonez, including the two rude kids from before. But they soon pick up and break the world record. Nevertheless, now they must compete against the game’s greatest player — Garrett Bobby Ferguson, a giant bearded face who arrives from another world to defend his high score (#1 in the universe).

Rating: TV-PG

Song: "Hangin' Tough" by New Kids on the Block.

Mordecai and Rigby are about to beat "The Hammer", the supposedly unbeatable final boss in their new video game, when the TV breaks. They ask around, hoping someone will loan them another TV. Skips says he doesn't have one, Pops' "television" ends up being a simple radio, Muscle Man breaks his TV, and Benson refuses to give his to Mordecai and Rigby. They go to the TV warehouse, and end up with a cheap television that doesn't connect with the outlets. Since Skips, Pops, Muscle Man, and High-Five Ghost all wish to see "The Hammer", they work together to make a working TV, using various parts from their broken sets. However, this unleashes "The Hammer" into the real world, and everyone must help to stop him.

Rating: TV-PG-V

When Benson takes the night off, Mordecai and Rigby decide to throw a party. When it gets off on a rocky start, they seek the help of Party Pete, a playboy, to get their party going. But after a suspicious call to the house, Benson drives to the park to investigate. Mordecai and Rigby try to end the party, but they soon learn the hard way that Party Pete is unstoppable when drinking "RadiCola" soda. Benson saved up the Radicola for a special occasion, but since mordecai and rigby fed Party Pete too much they say that they are "dead again!"

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai and Rigby are playing video games and Rigby finds Pops' Mustache Monthly magazine, Mordecai and Rigby play rock paper scissors to see who goes to deliver the magazine, resulting in a victory for Rigby. But when delivering his magazine, Mordecai accidentally sees Pops naked (after Pops comes out of the shower) and the image is stuck in his head. Rigby decides to help out by showing him a supernatural anime tape (Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent). In turn, the anime tape removes Mordecai's mind and sends it into the tape. As Mordecai is now (literally) mindless, Rigby and Skips watch the tape, and they too get sent inside it. The trio then search around in Mordecai's memories and find the Naked Pops Memory. Mordecai starts remembering things to hinder The Naked Pops Memory's path, but it has no effect. Mordecai decides to drive off a steep cliff and cover the Naked Pops Memory once and for all. Mordecai then wishes for something to break his fall and the trio meets the video store clerk. He tells them the way out and Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips are back into reality. While Mordecai is celebrating his memory's displacement, Benson walks into the living room, fussing. While Benson is castigating everybody, his body towel slips off, revealing his "junk mail."

Rating: TV-PG

Guest voices: Roger Craig Smith as the Movie Shack Hut worker Note: During the episode, the Movie Shack Hut worker called the video Planet Chasers: Starlight Excellent, while Skips then called the video Planet Starlight: Chaser's Excellent shortly after. Note: This is the only new episode to air on a Friday.

After Mordecai and Rigby cause one calamity too many at the park, Mr. Maellard blames Benson (believing that Benson, as park manager, must accept the blame for everything that happens). Maellard demotes Benson to work alongside Mordecai and Rigby, hiring a woman named Susan as the new manager. After Benson gets a taste of Mordecai and Rigby's lifestyle, he too becomes a slacker and promptly gets fired. He meets a hobo named Leon who used to be the park manager, and after hearing his lifestyle, is disgusted by slacking, and tries to get his job back. But the situation is complicated when Susan turns out to be a high-tempered demon, who is turning the park employees into clones of herself. As Mr. Maellard gave Benson the keys to his car, he drives and he gets kicked out by Leon who runs over Susan's heels, she lost balance and then died.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai and Rigby try to return a mediocre role-playing board game (The Realm of Darthon) to a grumpy store manager. But when the manager refuses to give a refund, the duo try to retaliate by pointing out the board game's imperfections to oncoming customers. After driving out his last customer, the enraged store manager traps Mordecai and Rigby in the game and it's up to them to escape and get their refund.

Rating: TV-PG-V

Rigby has an annoying song stuck in his head, much to the chagrin of him and Mordecai. Mordecai helps Rigby as they try to get the song out of his head, but find it very difficult. The song eventually becomes so manifested in Rigby that he projects it out of his body. Taking Skips' advice, Rigby takes a nap and manages to remove the song from his head; however, the song comes to life in the form of a humanoid cassette tape with sunglasses, and annoys everyone. Now, all the park employees unite and write their own cheesy song, titled Aw, Snap! to try and defeat the Summertime song. The two songs clash, and in the middle of the duel, Benson comes off to show off one of his unexpected skills on the drums. After the tape is defeated, Benson was about to discuss about how long he has been playing drums until Rigby becomes addicted to singing the song Aw, Snap!, causing the group to be depressed after the hard work they done to cure Rigby from the Summertime Lovin song.

Muscle Man breaks up with his girlfriend, Starla, leaving him an emotional mess and unable to work. When Mordecai and Rigby are forced to pick up Muscle Man's jobs around the park, they attempt to reunite Muscle Man and Starla, until she begins to fall for Mordecai. Mordecai, who is disgusted by this, pretends to like Starla to try and get her and Muscle Man back together. When this doesn't work, Mordecai later admits to Starla his dislike of her. As a result, she angrily chases Mordecai and Rigby, destroying half the city along the way. Only Muscle Man can stop his crazy ex-girlfriend.

Rating: TV-PG

Rigby hires a temp, Doug the river otter, to do his work for him. However, Doug befriends Mordecai, and Rigby is jealous when Mordecai begins to hang out with Doug more than Rigby. Worse, Rigby learns Doug's secret: that he is a shape-shifting criminal, who plans to turn himself into a clone of Rigby in order to impersonate and replace him. Benson decides to ask them both questions, and the person who fails will be turned in to the police. However, trouble ensues when Doug manages to win the truth of Mordecai and Benson.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai jinxes Rigby, punching him every time he speaks. Rigby must then figure out how to un-jinx himself without talking in the presence of Mordecai. When he cannot get anyone to help him undo the jinx (by chanting his name three times), Rigby performs a forbidden "un-jinxing" ritual: he walks into a bathroom, turns on all the sinks, prints his name onto a mirror, and then chants his name three times. But instead, Rigby mistakenly releases a demonic werewolf clone of himself, named Ybgir. The demon Ybgir terrorizes the park, turning almost everyone into werewolf demons. This leaves Mordecai and Rigby to try and undo the ritual to send Ybgir back to the mirror, and turn everyone back to normal.

Rating: TV-PG-V

Guest voice: Roger Craig Smith as Ybgir

Muscle Man invites everyone to High Five Ghost's birthday party, except for Mordecai and Rigby. They believe this is because of an incident that morning, when Rigby was choking and Mordecai's Heimlich maneuver caused the choke wad to splash soda in Muscle Man's face. Mordecai and Rigby try to crash the party, but they are denied access. High Five Ghost's brother, Low Five Ghost, turns Mordecai and Rigby into ghosts so they can phase through the party tent. However, High Five Ghost and his father tell them that they could get stuck as ghosts, and the only way to change back is to scare someone. Mordecai and Rigby scare Muscle Man, but he supposedly dies from a heart attack. However, Muscle Man awakens and confesses it was a prank, in a very shocking revelation to the party. Afterwards, Muscle Man eats food, but he starts to choke. Mordecai is the only person to save him, but he thinks it's a prank, but then he finds out he isn't. Now Mordecai has to choose to use the Heimlich maneuver to save Muscle Man, or let him die.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai and Rigby start to do "solids" (or favors) for each other. Skips warns them of their overuse of the solids, but Mordecai and Rigby ignore him. At the cafe, Eileen (a mole-girl who is infatuated with Rigby) asks Rigby if they could double date with Mordecai and Margaret. Seeing it as an opportunity to be with Margaret, Mordecai begs Rigby to "do him a solid" and go out with Eileen. Rigby eventually agrees, but only if Mordecai will do ten solids for him. During the date, Rigby uses his ten solids to ruin Mordecai's chances with Margaret. The tenth solid is so humiliating that Mordecai refuses to do it. After Mordecai refuses the solid, the house begins to break apart. Mordecai must do the solid, or the house, along with its inhabitants, will be destroyed.

When suggestions to raise money for the park are in need, Mordecai and Rigby option that they host a scary movie night. They decide it could be shown in the park's run-down cemetery, as it is in need of repairs. Benson agrees, and promises the duo a paid day off if the plan works. Mordecai and Rigby rent Zombocalypse 3D, 3D glasses, and a classic film reel, while everyone else sets up. Thanks to Mordecai and Rigby's advertisements, the movie night sells out. However, during a mistake in the showing of the film, the movie reel short circuits and raises the corpses in the cemetery. The audience thinks that the zombies are special effects and are oblivious to the danger. Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, Muscle Man, and High-Five Ghost must all team up to take down the zombies and keep the movie night from being ruined.

Rating: TV-PG-V

Mordecai and Rigby are bummed out because they do not have tickets to a wrestling championship. They pretend to wrestle each other, but Pops, not understanding the situation, begins to wrestle Mordecai for real and was hurting him until he was stopped by Rigby. He reveals that he used to wrestle when he was younger, and proceeds to produce two extra tickets to the championship match. He invites Mordecai and Rigby to go, and they decide to celebrate by wrestling with Pops 'for real.' However, during the scuffle, Pops hurts his back. Benson decides that none of them can go to the match, and orders Mordecai and Rigby to watch Pops instead. The duo soon decide to sneak out, but when they get there, they are shocked to find that Pops has not only snuck out as well, but found his way into the wrestling ring. Things get worse when Pops is mistaken for the wrestler Huge-Head, and things get even worse when the wrestler Four-Armageddon is offended by Mordecai's feelings on wrestling. Now Mordecai and Rigby must beat the wrestlers in the ladder match while making sure Pops is safe.^[25]

Rigby is revealed to have died and Skips is the one to blame. After everyone leaves the room, Skips looks at Rigby and it flashes back to how he died. It all started during an employees-night out at McHooligans, Skips shows off his strength by arm-wrestling everyone. When he gets to Rigby, everyone is shocked when Rigby beats Skips. Ego bruised, Skips demands that he and Rigby have a rematch. Skips loses again. He proceeds to go slightly crazy, and even destroys Mordecai and Rigby's room, searching for "the trick" to Rigby's power. Mordecai reveals that Rigby is pranking Skips, and tells him about a device called the Playco Armboy, which gives the user superhuman arm strength. Skips storms to McHooligans and tells Rigby he wants another rematch. This time, he rips the Armboy off of Rigby and forces Rigby to arm-wrestle for real. The result kills Rigby, and Skips must now defeat Death in an arm-wrestling contest to win Rigby's soul back. If Skips wins, Death will revive Rigby. But if Death wins, he can kill Skips instead.

Rating: TV-PG-V

Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High-Five Ghost team up to win a car in a radio contest hosted by the Night Owl, a radio talk show host. The four must remain on a billboard catwalk longer than the other contestants. They succeed to drive everyone off of the catwalk, but the Night Owl does not want the contest to end so quickly, as he wants to become famous for it. He tricks the four of them into thinking they all want the car for themselves, and freezes them in a fighting state with liquid nitrogen. They wake up in the year 4224, and discover that the Night Owl fooled them all. Now, they must team up to escape the museum that has been built around the contest and get back to their own time.

Mordecai and Rigby find four ducklings while cleaning the park fountain. The ducks imprint on Rigby, believing him to be their mother. Benson orders them to get rid of the ducks and go back to cleaning the pond. After the ducks learn a few (very violent) moves from Rigby, the duo decide that not just anybody can have ducks as cool as them. They post advertisements, but the only one who answers is a creepy man with an apparent duck fetish. After Mordecai and Rigby turn him away, the mother duck calls them and asks for her ducklings back. Mordecai and Rigby agree to meet her, but upon going back outside, they find that the creepy duckloving man has stolen the ducklings. Mordecai and Rigby, along with the mother duck, must rescue the ducks from the man.

Rating: TV-PG

Rigby creates a new drink, which he dubs "Rig-Juice". Mordecai insults him, leading to an argument between them about who is smarter. Mordecai boasts that he has been the smartest since Rigby dropped out of high school. Angered, Rigby tries to get a high school diploma, only to be kicked out of school altogether. He tries to apply for a diploma online, but instead finds an advertisement for Brain-Max, a elixir that gives the user an intelligence boost. He uses it to denounce Mordecai as the smarter of the duo, but after discovering Rigby's secret, Mordecai drinks the Brain-Max as well. They try to disprove each other as the smartest by writing equations and formulas all over the house, and taking multiple drinks from the brain boost formula. Benson comes in and tries to stop them, only to be presented with the duo speaking Latin. Mordecai and Rigby, however, see Benson and the others as caveman-like creatures that speak only in grunts. Mordecai and Rigby discover that they are now too smart for the world around them, and only Rigby's "Rig-Juice" can dumb them down to their normal selves.

Note: This episode contains a parody of a scene from the film Rushmore.

This episode flashbacks on Mordecai and Rigby's first day at the park. They arrive in a new town and find an ad about the job in a newspaper, and they decide to join. Pops comes in and greets the two. He shows them their rooms, and then Mordecai and Rigby spend the night drinking soda. While they are eating breakfast, they notice Benson and Pops throwing away a chair that Mordecai and Rigby immediately both want. So, they play rock-paper-scissors in a competition over the chair. But after tying 100 times, they accidentally summon a tie-breaking-monster, who attempts to eat the chair.

Rating: TV-PG

Song: "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins Guest voice: Roger L. Jackson as the monster

Note: This episode is an extended remake of the show's original pilot episode.

When Muscle Man and High Five Ghost are watching viral internet videos such as Old Man Horseshoes and Wedgie Ninja, Mordecai and Rigby say they can make a better video, and bet Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost $10. Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost make three videos that each get 900,000 views, and taunt Mordecai on how they won already; however, when the week is almost over, Mordecai and Rigby call it double or nothing for the best video in one day, and Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost accept. Mordecai and Rigby then try to make a video of dropping a refrigerator on a trampoline, at the same time Pops jumps onto the trampoline. Pops then goes flying into another dimension, and Mordecai and Rigby follow him. They see that all the viral videos including Pops have been trapped by the Warden of the Internet, who only believes in Internet usage for school work and keeping in touch with family. Mordecai and Rigby then try to escape with all the viral videos, but the Warden tries to stop them. Mordecai and Rigby must now escape the warden's compound.

Song: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar ^[30]

Mordecai and Rigby play Roadkill Bingo, where in order to get a Bingo, one has to pick up the dead roadkill animals on the bingo card. When Mordecai and Rigby get a bingo, they can stop working. Rigby finds a skunk in the middle of the road. He thinks he has a Bingo, but the skunk is alive, and he sprays Rigby, for the skunk was interrupted from his nap. This skunk is actually a Were-Skunk, and if one gets sprayed by it, they will transform into a Were-Skunk too. Rigby tries many cures to get the smell of the skunk away, but he starts to transform and attack Skips in Were-Skunk shape, which for a time he transforms into each time he gets angry. Rigby tries many remedies, including showers and coffee, both suggested by Skips. But at the coffee shop when Eileen laughs at Rigby, he transforms and begins to attack her. Ashamed at what he has become, Rigby runs off to find the Were-Skunk, who tells him that the cure is pineapple juice. On the way, Rigby's transformation begins, and when he rushes home, the Were-Skunk tells him that he lied so he could stall for time. Soon, Rigby's transformation is almost complete, and although Mordecai finds the correct cure- tomato paste, Rigby must battle the Were-Skunk so he can use the tomato paste and turn back to normal.

Guest voice: Paul F. Tompkins as the were-skunk

Mordecai and Rigby spend a night at Carrey O'Key's Karaoke bar and sing live, but since they are so motivated by the audience, they accidentally begin trash-talking about Benson, Pops and Skips. Their speech is taped without their knowing and they are given a copy while the bar keeps a tape as a promo. The next morning, Mordecai and Rigby wake up and forget everything that happened. They watch the tape and, shocked at what had happened, destroy it, but the others see the cover of the tape and decide to go to the bar for a karaoke night. Mordecai and Rigby go with them and attempt to destroy the master tape before Benson, Skips and Pops see the promo. The barman tries to stop them, but ends up creating a bar fight. Mordecai and Rigby must retrieve the master tape before anyone gets to see it.^[31]

Rating: TV-PG

Songs: We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister, sung by Mordecai and Rigby and Footloose by Kenny Loggins, sung by Pops.

Mordecai and Rigby are slacking off again, this time with a stick hockey table. Benson finds out and makes a deal with the two--if they finish all their work, they can play stick hockey. However, Benson goes against his word and sells the stick hockey table to a thrift store, who sells it to a pawn shop. Mordecai and Rigby set out to retrieve the stick hockey table, and end up in a stick hockey tournament. Benson feels guilty about lying, so he goes over to the tournament, where he finds a beat-up Mordecai and Rigby. Benson comes out to face an old rival named Chong who had killed his friend (another gumball machine). It's up to Benson to avenge his friend and save Mordecai and Rigby from Chong.^[34]

Mordecai and Rigby are playing a video game, and they make a bet that the person who loses has to style their hair like their video game character. However, Rigby feigns a stomachache and asks Mordecai to get him some water. During this time, Rigby cheats and disconnects Mordecai's controller, causing him to lose. Mordecai dyes his hair blonde, and Rigby makes many "dumb blonde jokes" about Mordecai (Rigby mentioned he was going to start calling Mordecai "Blondecai"). However, Mordecai joins a blonde cult, and starts spending more time with the blondes and less time with Rigby. For his initiation into the club, he has to dump Rigby into a pool of amber liquid, killing him. The fate of his life is now in Rigby's hands- he could either choose to tell Mordecai that he cheated, or he could keep the secret to himself and die.^[37]

Guest voice: Jeff Bennett and Roger Craig Smith as the blondes

While bowling with Mordecai, Rigby, and Benson, Skips strikes many times in bowling, causing their team, the "Park Strikers", to go to the championship. In the finals, they play against a team called the "Magical Elements", which consists of foes from past episodes; Death (from "Over the Top"), Gary, a Guardian of Eternal Youth (both from "Free Cake"), and a wizard (from "The Power"). However, Death tells Skips that if he plays in the tournament finals, then he will tell everyone Skips' secret. When the four leave the arena, Rigby realizes he forgot his towel, so he goes back inside the bowling arena, and Death tells Rigby that if the Park Strikers win, Rigby can have a bowling ball filled with souls, but if the Magical Elements win, Death claims their souls. Soon, the secret haunts Skips, and he decides to pack his things and run away. Rigby tells the Strikers about the bet, and the two yell at him. They soon pick Pops to be the last member of the team, but Pops is mediocre at best. Meanwhile, at a forest, Skips burns all of his bowling trophies, but when he sees a photo album, Skips' memories come back and he comes back to bowl. In the end, Skips needs a strike to win, but Death reminds him of the secret. The fate of his friends' souls is in Skips' hands- but at the same time, the secret of his is too. The secret is that his name was previously "Walks" and he changed it to Skips because he always skips around.

A three-part Halloween special in which Pops, Muscle Man, and Rigby tell and try to prove the following stories are scarier than one another.

Creepy Doll (told by Pops): Mordecai and Rigby discover an old Victorian Doll named Percy that Pops has not played with or seen since he was a child. They try to convince Pops to throw it out, but when he does, Percy returns. It unwillingly releases its pent-up rage against the gang, by attempting to draw on their faces, Pops tries to get Percy to become a good doll again, but Percy refuses. Pops saves the day by kicking Percy into the fireplace in the basement. After helping Mordecai and Rigby, the doll returns, however briefly, he is too weak to defeat him. (5 minutes)

Muscle Man believes that Pops' story is lame. He walks away from the party, but comes back so he can tell his story.

Death Metal Crash Pit (told by Muscle Man): Muscle Man and High Five Ghost want to crash an old RV into their crash pit, as they have done in the past with another wrecked car, but as soon as they get in, an 80s Death Metal band's spirits haunt the RV. The death metal band is upset at Muscle Man and Fives for disturbing their grave, so they lock all the doors and put Muscle Man into a headlock. When learning that Muscle Man wants to drive the RV into the crash pit, the band attempts to do so, however they see people, and play terrible music for them. Muscle Man tries to break out of the RV, but he can't. Upset at the terrible music, Muscle Man drives the RV into the crash pit, killing himself (High-Five Ghost and the band were already dead). (6 minutes)

Rigby laughs at Muscle Man, for his story was lamer than Pops. He proceeds to tell his own story.

In the House (told by Rigby): On Halloween, Mordecai dresses up as a father with five balloons covered in a ghost costume thought to be kids, to receive more candy, while Rigby goes a robber and scares away people. Rigby knocks on the door of a house, but he does not receive any candy. Upset, Rigby eggs the house. It is later discovered that the house is owned by a vengeful wizard, who rips off a piece of Rigby's skin and curses him. The next day, Rigby turns into a house, and he tells Mordecai to apologize to the wizard for him. However, the wizard attacks the house. Muscle Man is skinned alive, and High-Five Ghost disintegrates into white liquid. Rigby and his friends try to defend themselves, but Skips dies when he is burned in a fireplace, and Benson drowns to death in a toilet. Pops gets thrown on the ceiling and gets put in a closet which disappears. Mordecai tries to save Rigby, but the wizard slices his head off. For his final attack, the wizard eggs Rigby, and then kills him by cracking a gigantic egg on the roof. (11 minutes)

In the end, Muscle Man is disappointed, and Rigby responds that it isn't over, and Rigby then turns out to be the wizard in disguise. Everyone screams as the wizard rushes towards the screen and says "Happy Halloween", leaving everyone's fate unknown.

NOTE: This is the first Halloween special and 30-minute episode.

Mordecai and Rigby are planning a camping trip, when Margaret tells them that she has never been out camping before. Mordecai and Rigby invite her and Eileen to come along, and they go up into the mountains to their secret camping spot, which is marked off as Restricted. Despite forgetting their matches and tents, they have a lot of fun, and Eileen shows how good she is at camping and constellation marking, a skill that Rigby finds surprisingly impressive. He rubs that in Mordecai's face, due to him confusing Ursa Major with Ursula Merger. But things take a turn for the worse when an enraged deer-man tries to hunt them down for disturbing the environment in his forest, Mordecai accidentilly locks everyone out of the car, and the ranger punish the four for trespassing. Now, Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen have to run from the deer-man.

Guest voice: Robert Englund as the deerman.

During a game of Hoop Jams 5000, Mordecai is asked by Margaret to make her a website. However, Muscle Man and High Five Ghost have booked the computer for a day, even though they are not using it and are instead playing basketball. This angers Mordecai and Rigby so much that they challenge Muscle Man and High Five Ghost to a basketball duel. It turns out Mordecai and Rigby are horrible basketball players, and when Mordecai says that basketball "sucks", the Basketball King comes, and he tries to train the two. Mordecai and Rigby turn out to be the worst basketball players ever, but they are given magic powers by the Basketball King. Mordecai and Rigby challenge Muscle Man to a game for the computer for life. However, High Five Ghost fakes an injury, and the Basketball King gives Muscle Man powers too. Before long, the game is tied 19-19, and Mordecai takes the ball and travels high up into outer space. Mordecai ends up making the dunk, but sees Margaret pass by and she tells him that Eileen already made the website for her.^[45]

Guest voice: Carl Weathers as the Basketball King.

Rating: TV-PG

Mordecai and Rigby beat Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost in a cart race, and pick up some girls who have some flat tires. However, they soon destroy the car, so Benson punishes them by taking away their cart privileges and forcing them to ride kiddie bikes. Angered at the "uncoolness" of the bikes, Mordecai protests the decision due to them taking away their "cool appeal". He strikes a deal with Benson: if Benson admits that they're cool, then they can get their car privileges back. Mordecai and Rigby do whatever they can- wearing cool sunglasses, dressing up in stylish clothes, but Benson refuses to admit that they are cool. But trouble ensues when the cool police arrest Mordecai and Rigby for being too cool, and they are taken to a distant planet for trial. The first witness is called, Muscle Man, and he first decides to make fun of Mordecai and Rigby by saying that they were losers, but he admits that he looked cool during his arrest, putting Mordecai and Rigby at stake for a jail sentence. Benson is then called over, and witnesses Mordecai and Rigby swear an oath on Cool 45s, hurting their chances of freedom. During Benson's speech, he finally admits that Mordecai and Rigby are cool. The judge determines their sentence- death. Mordecai and Rigby must escape the distant planet and get back to Earth so they can regain their cart privileges.^[47]

Mordecai and Rigby are tired of Benson's new rules for the house, such as the one which does not allow them to play video games, so they try to find places to stay for the night but don't find any places, until they find a man who lives in a box filled with trash, which is the portal to a world without rules. Mordecai and Rigby enjoy this place at first, but when they come to find that having no rules isn't all its cracked up to be, they then have to make it out of there alive. When they do, they go back to the park and sign off on all of Benson's rules, except for the video game rule which (luckily for Mordecai and Rigby) ripped out of the rule book during their escape from the no rules land, which lost it's name after Mordecai and Rigby escaped, because the video game rule ended up staying in the no rules land and causing the land to be abandoned.^[49]

One day at the snack bar, Alpha Dog (Donald Glover), Demel-ishun (MC Lyte), Blitz Comet (Tyler, The Creator), and the CrewCrew have been challenging people to rap battles, with all of them losing, including one nicknamed Big Trouble (Tyler, The Creator). Pops shows up and tries to beat them with poetry, but he gets humiliated. Angered, Pops challenges them to a rap duel. Mordecai and Rigby try to help Pops with the rapping because Pops cannot rap, he can only recite poetry. However, Pops refuses to rap negativity against the CrewCrew, so he decides to stick with poetry. Soon, Mordecai and Rigby realize the beauty of poetry, but they decide not to go after poetry and call Pops a loser. Skips tells Mordecai to help Pops, and they go there to try and settle the score.^[53]

After watching a movie trailer, Mordecai believes that a cool car can get you girls, and Rigby agrees. Margaret and Eileen come and see the trailer, disgusted by their chauvinist actions, and bet them that if they can get a girl's phone number by "cruising", Margaret would get them a free dinner, but if they lost, Mordecai would have to buy Margaret, Eileen and their fake boyfriends dinner. After failing repeatedly at getting girl's phone numbers, Mordecai realizes that the golf cart is not cool enough, so they use Pops' fancy car. They fail miserably at getting the numbers, until two women, Trash and Scabbitha, jump into Mordecai and Rigby's car and start to run away from their boyfriends, Bloodshed and Manslaughter, who chase Mordecai and Rigby through the evening sky. After the engine fails and the girls reveal they were using the two to anger their boyfriends, Mordecai and Rigby have to escape the boyfriends and not crash.^[57]

Mordecai and Rigby are assigned by Benson to clean up the graffiti that was spray-painted on the walls. Muscle Man shows up with High-Five Ghost with orange sauce on him, and Mordecai accuses of him of doing the graffiti when the orange was really buffalo wing sauce. A spray-paint can falls out of Muscle Man's pants, and Benson fires Muscle Man. High-Five Ghost goes along with Muscle Man, and after they see a shady man named Park Avenue spray-paint the wall, they try to get Muscle Man's job back. Benson doesn't believe them, and Park Avenue continues to spray-paint the park. Meanwhile, Muscle Man pursues comedy, but he is booed for telling "my mom" jokes. Park lures Mordecai and Rigby to a separate dimension, where Mordecai and Rigby are stuck in Park's house. The two must strike a deal with Park to save Muscle Man's job.